What is happening to me?

vader portland unicycle guyI swear the world is weirder than I thought, and I live in Portland, Oregon! So many crazy things started happening to me today. All I was thinking about before was the big party the high school kids were throwing and how it just happened to be close to my own birthday but, then… then some really weird stuff started happening… I don’t know. Oh yeah, and I took this picture last week.


Everything Is Gravy

So there’s this party coming up and I’m pretty sure I can talk my foster parents into letting me go. They never really check up on me too much so, it should be gravy right? Everyone’s gonna be there, I can’t miss it. Who wants to come!